Career / Experience

I have a Bachelor in Translation.

Most of my experience was translating back in college days. I had to translate technical, multimedia(subtitles), scientific, legal, and a litte bit of literary translation.

Professionally: I worked at the same translation department of my university translating juridic and legal documents like.
-Birth certificates
-Transcripts
-Car title
-Title
-Certification of completion of studies
-Students certificate

My last work was to translate articles from English to Spanish of a Mexican Website called Quebusca.
I had to translate many categories of articles such as entertaintment, humor, trends, business, education, relationships, animals, politics, health and sports.

I also have experience creating subtitles for deaf people.

   Pricing / Other services

I usually prize my translations per page.

Legal
$10.00 USD (per page)

Multimedia
$6.00 USD (per page)

Technical
$8.00 USD (per page)

Other
$5.00 USD

   Certification / Accreditation

English > Spanish

Something to brighten your day:

Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romandce 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

The answer (which suddenly came weeks later):

Dear Desperate, first, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertaintment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html, download Tears 6.2 and be sure to install Guitl 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should them automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, please remember that oversuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please not that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Lae 1.0 (It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good luck!

Tech Support
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Esposo 1.0
Querido Servicio Técnico:
El año pasado actualicé mi sistema de Novio 5.0 a Marido 1.0 y note un pequeño fallo en el funcionamiento general del sistema, especialmente en las aplicaciones flores y joyería, las cuales operaban sin problema en Novio 5.0

Además, Marido 1.0 desinstaló programas valiosos como Romance 9.5 y Atención Personal 6.5, y después instaló programas basura como NBA 3.0, NFL 3.0 y Clubs de Golf 4.1, mientras que el programa Conversación 8.0 ya no sirve, y Limpieza del Hogar 2.6 solamente bloquean el sistema.

Por favor, tome en cuenta que trate de ejecutar Persistencia 5.3 para arreglar este problema, pero fue inútil. ¿Qué debo hacer?

Firma, Desesperada.

La respuesta (que vino semanas después de repente):

Querida Desesperada, primero ten en cuenta que Novio 5.0 es un Paquete de Entretenimiento, mientras que Marido 1.0 es un sistema operativo. Por favor, ingrese el comando: Pensé que me querías.html y trate de descargar el programa Lagrimas 6.2. No olvide instalar la actualización de Culpa 3.0. Si esa aplicación funciona como se diseñó, Marido 1.0 deberá ejecutar automáticamente las aplicaciones Joyería 2.0 y Flores 3.5.

Sin embargo, recuerde que un uso excesivo de las aplicaciones anteriores pueden causar que Marido 1.0 por defecto se vuelva Gruñón Silencioso 2.5, Hora Feliz 7.0 o Cerveza 6.1. Tenga en cuenta que Cerveza 6.1 es un programa muy malo que descargará las versiones beta de Pedos y Ronquidos Ruidosos. Sin importar que haga, bajo NINGUNA circunstancia instale Suegra 1.0 ya que puede ejecutar un virus a escondidas que tarde o temprano se apoderará del control de todos los recursos del sistema.

Además, por favor no trate de reinstalar el programa Novio 5.0. Esta es una aplicación que no recibe soporte por lo que bloqueará a Marido 1.0.

En resumen, Marido 1.0 es un gran programa, pero tiene límite de memoria interna y no puede aprender aplicaciones nuevas tan rápido. Tal vez requieras comprar algún software adicional para mejorar la memoria y su desempeño. Te recomendamos Cocinar 3.0 ¡Buena suerte!